Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Somewhere Mr. Whipple Is Weeping with Joy

In New York City, Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, KY, are getting married today in a bathroom. (Insert your own unprintable joke here, as I did, and then shame on us all.)
The bride will wear a lovely gown made entirely out of Charmin toilet paper. No word on what the groom is wearinmg when he takes the plunge.
Proctor & Gamble, makers of Charmin, note that the couple is "flush with excitement" and that they will be honeymooning at Destination Kohler in Kohler, WI.

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